John, please tell me that’s a new case you have in your… Mouth? That is quite undignified, John, seriously.
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Nothing extraordinary, really… Milk, tea, bullets, fish, biscuits, tires… Obviously the bullets are for guns, as I’ve finally convinced Sherlock that they’re not for eating…
Although sometimes he comes home with quite strange things. He tells me they’re for experiments, but he is a shark, so I have my suspicions.
I’ve explained their importance to you before, you just apparently choose not to listen.
The mystery of whether or not John wanted the ball.
Conclusion: Yes. Yes, he wants the ball.
Don’t expect me to explain my shark talents to you.
Being out of my tub is considerably more inconvenient than being in my tub.
Bored bored bored bored.
Send me something interesting.
